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Ali, Jase and Streak's Big European Adventure

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Thursday, 01 November 2018

Location: Copenhagen, Denmark

Rudely awoken by builders at just gone 6am, who seemed to decide that was a great time to pour rubble out of something into something else, just outside our bedroom window.

Sometime later, we got up, and headed off through Copenhagen in search of a canal boat ride. We stopped at the Town Hall to see Jens Olsen's world clock.

The canal boat ride was fun. Decent weather for November, and it took us round the main watery sights.

Lunch was smorrebrod (open sandwiches) then we wandered back through the shopping streets. Ali bought a gnome.

Then back to the airport for our flight home. Copenhagen, it's been fun.

Wednesday, 31 October 2018

Location: Copenhagen, Denmark

What could be more decadent then this? We have flown to Copenhagen for a meal.Took 2 days off, and have enjoyed the afternoon in Copenhagen, seeing the ancient ruins and the kitchen at Christianberg Palace, then wandered around Tivoli dressed for Halloween, before heading off to Kiin Kiin for a 7 course tasting menu and aperitives and matching wines.

Totally unexpected flavour combinations, but truly exceptional food. We're both a bit squifffy. Thanks for the birthday present, Mum and Dad!

Friday, 28 September 2018

Location: Tixall Wide, UK

A nice picturesque pootle back towards the boat marina today. We tied up for the nightat Tixall Wide, which is a lovely wide piece of water looking over a gothic gatehouse. When the other boats stopped moving, the water stilled and we were able to take mirror photos of the view reflected in the water, as the sun went down.

Thursday, 27 September 2018

Location: Black Country canal ring, UK

We left Wolverhampton before 9am. The boat that had moored up with us did not look inclined to move (despite its bigger crew) so we set off down 'the 21', i.e. the 21 locks from Wolverhampton to Aldersley Junction. That took us until about midday.

The rest of the day was mainly cruising through pretty countryside again, being stalked by a heron. We stopped for a pleasant lunch, canal side, at the Anchor Inn at Cross Green.

We pushed through until 6pm, when we tied up at Penkridge. It made for a long day today, but tomorrow should be nice and easy.

Wednesday, 26 September 2018

Location: Wolverhampton, UK

Today we did the trip from Birmingham to the top of the Wolverhampton 21. This was the most scenic part of our trip. The say that Birmingham is the Venice of the UK, if this is true, then the route through Wolverhampton is truly the East LA of the UK. What a sh1thole to travel through. The canal had everything in it, from shopping trolleys to refuse bags to a surveyors theodolite stand. No bodies, that we saw.

The trip up the main line from Birmingham was very straight, with some scarily narrow pieces. It was nice enough, relaxing because there are no locks on it.

We have had a heron stalking us for the last few days. Saw it twice today. Bit worried that it is after us.

Spending the night at the rather scenic basin at the top, couple of drunks hanging around (at 4pm). Ali was relieved when another boat turned up (safety in numbers).

Tomorrow, around 30 locks on the cards.

Tuesday, 25 September 2018

Location: Middle of nowhere, UK

Took Ali through a section of canal that everyone said not to stop in. We didn't stop.

Two locks were broken, so two hours delay while they were fixed.

Did 35 locks, around 10 hours all up from start to finish.

Ali made me do a 360 around a boat roundabout in Birmingham. Not easy to do in a 70' long boat. Still, if people can go sideways around roundabouts in cars, why not in boats.

Nice dinner in Birmingham. Ali nearly fell asleep in her curry.



Monday, 24 September 2018

Location: Black Country, UK

Day three of our canal trip around the Black Country, intended to be from Huddleston to Curdworth tunnel. Unfortunately we forgot to turn right at Fazeley Junction, which led to a significant detour up the Coventry canal while we tried to work out how to turn around. Eventually we went up two locks, then Jase did an amazing job of turning around in a very tight space, then we went back down the same two locks, until eventually we were back at Fazeley and we could turn left on to the route we had intended to go down in the first place.

Around four we stopped for a well-earned pint at the Dog & Doublet pub and that's where we remain. Lit the wood burning stove and turned the boat into a sauna. Saw the ISS space station pass overhead.

Sunday, 23 September 2018

Location: Black Country canal ring, UK

A day of countryside cruising today. We stopped at Ridgeley to see the grave of Christina Collins, a murder victim whose murder on a canal boat was the inspiration for an Inspector Morse mystery, The Wench is Dead.

Overnighted at Huddlesford, near to the Plough pub.

Saturday, 22 September 2018

Location: Great Hayward, UK

Bit of a flurry of activity tidying up the house this morning, because we are going on holiday and apparently there may be up to two house viewings during the coming week. So Ali mowed the lawn in the rain while Jase tidied up generally.

Then we set off for Great Haywood just north of Birmingham to pick up the canal boat that we have hired for the coming week. We did a quick pick up and then a stop at the farm shop before we set off on our way. We are going to do the Black Country ring. We did not go too far as it was already relatively late. Instead we found a pretty place to moor at Wolseley Bridge, and set off for dinner at the local pub.

Monday, 17 September 2018

Location: Lausanne, Switzerland

Today was Ali's last day in Switzerland, but also a public holiday in Vaud, so everything was going to be closed.

So, we took a train to Nyon, for a bit of a look (it was closed, of course) saw the remains of a Roman amphitheatre, as well as a (closed) castle. Then down to the port for a ferry across the lake to Yvoire.

20 minutes later, we have landed on French soil (no passports) and gone in seach of a place to grab a bite. So much cheaper across the lake. Lunch cost €48, Ali had a nice sirloin and chips, I had a cheesy, ham, pickle type thing. This would have probably cost nearer to CHF70 if we had the same in Switzerland. The place is just bloody expensive.

We took a wander around Yvoire, a medieval town, including Les Jardin des cinq sens (the garden of 5 senses). It was very interesting and got to smell and touch a lot of unusual herbs, etc. All very sens(e).

Then, a bit more of a wander, before catching the ferry back to Nyon, so Ali could catch her train to Geneva, while I went back to Lausanne.

Home on Thursday. YAY!

Sunday, 16 September 2018

Location: Lausanne, Switzerland

We got up late and then headed down towards the waterfront on the Metro. The Metro goes up and down Lausanne, which is built on a very steep hill. At the bottom by the waterfront we stopped at a restaurant for brunch. Pancakes!

We then headed to The Olympic Museum. Lausanne is the location of the Olympics committee and the museum is fascinating. It gives the history of the Olympics as well as talking about the Olympic spirit and the Olympic Village. There are memories from Olympians and lots of hands-on games to play. we played them all. Ali's favourites were a memory game, and a game a bit like vertical whack-a-mole. Jase did very well on the virtual biathlon.

After finishing the museum it was mid afternoon. We caught the Metro up to the top of Lausanne to have a look at some of the features of the central town. We saw the cathedral and the Old Town, and a very featureless castle (closed).

On our way back home we stopped at a small music festival where a band was playing that we can only describe as the Swiss Wiggles. Ali bought what she hoped was street-food foie gras, but turned out to be duck and macaroni. Tasty though.

We finished the day by designing a menu and music list for our proposed 70s evening in November. Cue much giggling.

Saturday, 15 September 2018

Location: Lausanne, Switzerland

After grabbing a quick croissant and cup of tea, we caught the train to Montreux. We then caught the bus to Chateau Chillon and did an interesting walk around. The castle was much bigger on the inside than it looked from the outside. It's a bit of a Tardis.

Highlights included carved graffiti by Byron where Francois Bonivard was imprisoned, a beautiful lake view and from Jason "I just liked the whole place really". Ali really liked the shadow ghosts of the past:

After taking a few photographs of the outside, we walked the 3.5 km from the castle to Montreux along a lakeside walk/cycle/skate path. We saw some lovely views and a Freddie Mercury statue. Apparently Freddie was very fond of Montreux and Queen recorded a lot of albums here.

We caught the train back to Lausanne and after a short rest at the hotel went down to the waterfront where we spend 45 minutes in a pedalo on the lake enjoying the early evening sun.

Fondue for dinner. It had to be done.

Monday, 30 April 2018

Location: Sicily, Italy

Today we drove away from the coast, into the middle of the island, to see an intriguing Roman villa. It has the most stunning collection of mosaic floors, really huge ones. Nobody knows who owned the villa, but it was large enough and rich enough to suggest someone very important, possibly even the governor of Sicily.

Saturday, 28 April 2018

Location: Mt Etna, Sicily, Italy

Early start today to catch a walking tour of Mt Etna. First up, about an hour's drive through the lava flows before we got to the set of cones we were to walk on. Above 2000m, it gets quite desolate, lots of debris from various eruptions. As Etna is not a "explody" volcano, unlike Vesuvius, you don't get so much pyroclastic debris. So no pumice, more basalt and scoria type rocks and stones.

We walked a string of six cones that had all erupted in 1923. The two guides, Giorgio and Paulo were very knowledgeable and gave us loads of info about volcanos and Etna in particular. Apparently, Ruapehu is a similar volcano to Etna.

The lava flows, or tongues, are quite noticeable, several villages on the slopes have been destroyed by them. But deaths are low as the lava only moves at about 40 meters per hour, so even I could outrun one.

Then we took a walk through a lava tunnel, which was interesting and quite cold. Cold enough that it had been used to store ice over the summer in days gone by.

Lunch was with Don Salo, at his winery. Very filling and we again skipped dinner due to too much lunch.

Then off to see the Alcantara gorge. Ali went for a long walk up an icy river in bare feet with razor shall pebbles, while the sensible one of the pair kept his feet dry and got no cuts from sharp river stones...

Then back to the apartment after what was quite a long, but interesting day.

Friday, 27 April 2018

Location: Taormina, Sicily, Italy

Decided to give Taormina another try. This time we caught the bus, which was a far more relaxing decision. Let the bus driver navigate the switchbacks up the hill.

On arrival we had our delayed gelati, then wandered along the main street. The tourist information pointed us in the direction of an Etna tour that we could book, so we went to the tour company's office to book, and they gave us some lunch recommendations.

Then to Taormina's teatro ruins for a lovely view out over the ruins with the sea and Etna in the background.

A delicious lunch at Osteria Rita (one of the recommendations), then back down the hill in the bus.

We finished off the day with a walk along our beach (practically private, and straight outside the door), and a skimming stone competition. Ali won, much to everyone's surprise. But Jase would keep throwing his stones into the face of the waves. He had the highest number of bounces off a single stone though.

Thursday, 26 April 2018

Location: Taormina, Sicily, Italy

We decided to have a nice quiet day today, so we settled down and read books. Around 4.30pm we decided to head into Taormina for a gelato. Choice of bus, cable car, or drive. We chose drive. This was a rookie mistake! Taormina was jam-packed and scouring the narrow streets we couldn't find anywhere to park. Then to get back we had to go back through the terrifyingly narrow one-way system. Very stressful, and we didn't have our gelati :-(

Wednesday, 25 April 2018

Location: Selinunte to Taormina, Sicily, Italy

We woke up this morning still full from dinner the night before. A massive breakfast was presented to us and we did our best by it.

On the road, we stopped off at the Scala dei Turchi, a white marl (impure limestone) coastal feature which looks like steps coming out of the sea. Legend has it that the Saracens used the steps to climb into Sicily and invade.

Arriving at the Valley of the Temples in Agrigento we failed to buy a map, but we pootled around aimlessly and seemed to end up seeing the main features. As we ascended the hill the temples got grander - only four columns standing at the bottom, but full scale temples as a reward for reaching the top. Jase also rewarded himself for reaching the top by buying himself a lemon granita and promptly giving himself an ice-cream headache.

A bit of a trek across Sicily followed, as we aimed for our final accommodation destination, Taormina. Our flat is again on the 3rd floor, but has a stunning sea view.

Tuesday, 24 April 2018

Location: Sicily, Italy

Today we took a ride up a cable car to Erice, a small hilltop town outside Trapani. Ali spent the trip up and down trying to see how far she could swing the car from side to side. Very antisocial.

The town was nice, with a respectable castle. We had a good pizza there, before heading off to our overnight stay.

Or we would, if Ali hadn't discovered some Greek ruins at Segesta. So we walked around them, before going to the next set of ruins at Seliunte. Stinking hot, sweaty, etc. Ruins were a bit dilapidated.

Then a nice meal at our overnight stay. Far too much food, nearly died from overeating. I hope breakfast isn't as big a meal.

Monday, 23 April 2018

Location: Trapani, Sicily, Italy

A lovely quiet day today. Read for a bit. Ali managed to get herself trapped on the roof.

We had a walk around the town, along the sea front to the peninsula point at Torre Di Ligny, and then back along the other sea front. We stopped for lunch followed by a gelato before returning to the apartment.

Had another walk in the evening. Trapani is quiet, probably because there is a football match on between Trapani and Catania. We had local speciality arincine (rice balls) for dinner.

Sunday, 22 April 2018

Location: Trapani, Italy

Today was a bit of a driving day. We had a nice breakfast at the B&B before getting on the road to Trapani. It was scheduled to take about 4 hours, but as we wanted to do some stop offs at Cefalu to see the sights.

We grabbed some lunch at a nice waterside restaurant in Cefalu, before sampling some of the local gelato. We then planned to visit an archaeological site, but after doing some unscheduled off road driving, we discovered it was closed on Sundays. Oh well.

Stopped off at a supermarket to get some necessities, before heading to Trapani. We arrived there just in time for the Sunday stroll, so traffic was insane. Took about an hour before we finally found somewhere to park.

The apartment is really nice, disturbing glass floors though. Can't say I'm a fan of the concept.

Slept like a log.

Saturday, 21 April 2018

Location: Ambrosden to Catania, Sicily, UK

Our very busy fortnight of house sale preparations culminated in us moving ourselves out for a holiday in Sicily, and the cats out for a holiday at the cattery.

Ali was away at her annual work strategy weekend so her final contribution constituted sending a lengthy to-do list to Jase. So Jase cleaned up the cat vomit from Cassie, washed and dried the vomited on bedding, let in the window cleaner, made the beds in the officially authorised way, did a final tidy, dropped the key off at the estate agent and took the cats to the cattery. That was a bit of a drama. Knispel was absolutely furious at this turn of events and was hissing and swiping at everything including poor Pixel. In the end he had to be separated out into his own cage.

Saturday, 31 March 2018

Location: St Levan, Cornwall, UK

Continued with our tour of the far end of Cornwall. We drove back through St Just, this time looking for Trembaths at the local cemetery. They were a local mining family, so we know from our tin mine tour yesterday that they must have had hard lives.

Continuing around the coast we stopped at Chapel Porth beach, for a freezing cold walk. Then returned to the car to defrost before continuing to Penzance and parking on the sea front. Stopped at a famous tea shop for a Cornish cream tea. Then a walk to see the lido on the beach, and a street with The Admiral Benbow pub on it.

On the way home we stopped to check out the seven sisters, a stone circle.

Friday, 30 March 2018

Location: St Levan, Cornwall, UK

Today we had unexpected sunshine, so went for a look at some old graveyards (we live the rock and roll lifestyle). No zombies were found, fortunately, but one possible vampire, who was "not dead, just sleeping" according to the grave stone. Sleeping since 1869, so pretty good rest, lazy bugger.

We also uncovered (not literally) another couple of relatives as well, to add to the Stevens's family tree (the Cornwall Clemens is the branch we're researching at the moment). Ali thinks the b&b owner is a distant cousin.

Took a bit of a tour around the area, had a look at an old tin mine at Levant and had a Cornish pasty from the oldest Cornish pasty maker. Not that the maker was old, rather the shop was old. Stop trying to confuse me with your impertinent questions

Dinner at the First and Last pub, an old smugglers inn, once occupied by smugglers, blackguards and ne'er do wells. (Relatives, probably.)

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From Elaine
Where is Streak!
Response: Streak managed to beat Ali to the centre of the maze too. We'll put up some photos of him when we've got a better signal.
From Fay and Robin
25.12.16 Happy Christmas to everyone. Missing you here, but I hope you have a fabulous time in the sunshine. It's 10-13C here, so not too bad for England. Re the Pohutukawa tree - I think it just has the edge over Jase - you could have made more of an effort Jase, maybe wear something in your hair? Flossie is desperate to unwrap one of her presents (a catnip mouse) so I've had to hide it till tomorrow morning. Glad you got your card and driving licence sorted out.
Have a great Christmas!!
Response: Thanks Mum, happy Christmas to you too!
From Mary
Loving the blog so far!! As OAP's ourselves it was hilarious to read Jase was asked if he was over 65 - ha ha. Anyway just to let you know I have brownie points from the cats as they had a little treat of some roast lamb last evening for supper. No surprises that they were waiting for me this morning. Sunday night there was a bit of fighting going on out in the back garden but I bellowed at them and it went quiet,. Checked Knispel and Pixel the next day to make sure no ripped ears etc!! Glad you finally got to Nz. Enjoy xx
Response: Thanks, we're making a real effort to keep it up to date for a change. Glad the cats are still around, I know the fox has caused them some grief recently, hopefully they aren't trying to fight it!
From Mary
Mystery solved. When we saw Ali's car back in the drive mid morning friday we thought Ali had had to go into work for a little while!!
Cats all ok - clean dishes. Dont forget to take some pics of the horses if its not too late.
Response: Photos not permitted as it disturbs the horses, but we have gone one better ...
From Fay
This trip sounds like a real European adventure. Glad you have survived terminal flu, starvation and dicing with death on the high seas. Can't wait for the next instalment. No mention of Streak - did he succomb to one of the above?
Here, the only excitement has been the rugby world cup. The NZ v Tonga match ended 47:9 but in the first half we thought it was going to be much closer.
Love, Mum xx
Response: Streak is well, when we download the photos from the camera we'll try to find one of him enjoying his Sardinian holiday.
From Mary
Sorry to hear Jase is poorly. Bit of useless info: Bond on Bond book by Roger Moore he says outside the Uk Sardinia was his favourite work location. He stayed in the Hotel Cala di Volpe when shooting some scenes for The Spy Who Loved Me on a wet bike out at sea. Cats all OK - lots of showers so they have been in quite a bit.
Response: Apparently DH Lawrence really liked Sardinia as well. Bond's hotel is over on the east coast which is supposed to be very lovely. I'm hoping we'll get over there.
From Elaine
Having talked to you this morning Jason NZ time I have tonight gone through all the blogs and photos. You have certainly gone through a few countries and covered some ground! May you continue your travels and keep us informed. Love mum c
Response: Hope you enjoyed them. We'll try to keep up to date a bit better than we have.
From Mary
Got the email of cheese dishes. They were very pretty. May have been tempted had I been there!! The good news is that Ged thought mine were looking a bit dirty so washed them all for me!!
Response: What a wonderful husband!
From Mary
Just to reassure you Knispel was holding court in the hallway with the other three mid morning when I went to water the tubs. He had some white fur hanging out of the corner of his mouth. I wonder what I will find when I go in tonight!!
Response: Sounds like he's been reminding Cassie of her place in the pecking order!
From Mary
We visited a NT WIndmill today at Pitstone near Tring where we used to live. One of Ged;s brothers Bob is a warden. It is reputedly the oldest windmill in Britain.
Looking forward to your next blog.
Response: Hi Mary,
Apparently windmill keepers here need to be licensed and qualified to operate them as they can thrash themselves to pieces if not run properly. Guess the same applies for the UK. Hope the cats aren't being too pesky! Jase and Ali
From Fay
Glad you enjoyed your trip to Turkey, but.........Don't they have Thursdays or Saturdays in Turkey?
Or did you press fast forward in your Tardis?
Response: Jase was responsible for drafting those two entries, and as at 1 September has failed to do so. I will now remedy his failing. (They were both quite interesting days, so please do read them!)
From MKark (Dad)
Hi Jase & Ali - sorry to hear about your boy. We know exactly what you are both going through - very sad thoughts but great memories!!!
Response: Thanks Dad, it was the speed at which he went downhill that shocked us the most. Not something we expected to happen to a nearly 3 year old cat.
From mum and jo
Just got home today from Dubai. So sorry to hear about Panza. We are all devastated for you guys. Lets hope he enjoys whatever time he has.
Talk soon xoxo
Response: Thanks Mum and Jo. We're both a bit cut up about it at the moment.
From Stripey
June 2012
Hey Streak
Long time no hear. Just been reading 'bout this latest trip and I was well annoyed man! If it wasn't for that mensh of you on a cushion I would not have known you were on the trip at all! What happened? Did they leave you to guard the car all the time they were off doing the exciting stuff? You should've demanded a piece of the action bro. And where were you when all that couscous was being doled out? Eating bread and water on your cushion I expect! You really need to keep those two in line Streaks. No wonder you needed that drink! Anyway, I'm hoping I'm wrong and you managed to sneak off for some fun with the local wildlife.
Stay cool man.
Your old pal Stripey
I did man, I did. Check out the photos.
From elaine
the kitchen looks so cool. is it possible to ship it over to NZ.
We did have a wet weekend but this week ok. Going to Concert in the orchard on saturday 29th auckland anniv w/end. dam cyclone up in the tropics hopefully will pass us by. The creek still has running water from last w/end. Pauanui is a lot quieter a lot of people have left obviously had to go back to work!!!!
Response: Hi Mum, we are really pleased with the kitchen. Glad that you didn't get washed down the hill in the storm, benefits of living on high ground, I guess.
From elaine
My what a difference. It looks really, really nice I'm quite envious. Where did you put the hot water thingy!!.
I expect it is totally completed now. Has your weather started to improve, that you could get out into the garden. We are still having a wonderful sunny and warm summer. next week however they are talking about cyclones. Will wait and see what happens. Love Mum C
Response: The kitchen is coming along. The granite was templated last week and is due to go in on Friday 21. So fingers crossed we will have a new working kitchen by next weekend. Weather is still shite. Need to wait till April before it starts improving. Will be nicer when it is light at 5.00pm!!
From Marg & Grae
We are in the South Island this year so are having a family chirstmas up at Neill's
Love the snow pictures.
Response: Hope you guys have a Merry Christmas too and to all the clan as well.
From Elaine
You have snow and we have rain. Lots and lots of it. Everything has that awful damp moist feeling, even the carpet feels wet to walk on. The dehumidifer has been going flat stick in our room. Starting to feel nice in there.
Two of the Nepresso coffee's I like are Finezzo and Ristretto.
At this moment in time your snow looks more appealing than our rain. Only difference we have not had to wrap up warm to go outside. Look after yourselves and have a great christmas. Lots of love Mum C
Response: Thanks Elaine. We had a lovely Christmas with my mum and dad.
From Robin Dactyllicus
On our landing window board
called by some a window sill
(although I reckon
the sill is outside the door
whereas the board is inside)
there sits a tiger.
It is only a stuffed toy
but the question is: what for?
Stripey (the tiger) is dull
and lacks all motivation,
unlike his friend Streak;
that cat is a world beater!
Streak has nuzzled Juliet’s breast;
Streak has a website;
Streak has been to New Zealand.
(Not bad for a stuffed cheetah).
Streak leads an active lifestyle
and embraces novelty
(within strict limits).
On some some things he has to pass
– he’s only a stuffed cheetah –
but he’ll have a go.
His friend Stripey is sedate
and stares through the quiet glass.
Ah, but how little we know!
all that studied nonchalance
is a superb act.
The race of cats is cunning
and mockery of humans
is their national sport.
The moment our backs are turned
Stripey is off and running.
* * * * * * * * * * *
Response: For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'"
From Stripey
Hey Streak,
What's all this about blades and pumpkins? Some wierd human habit or what? What's a pumpkin anyway? Can you eat it, does it have bones, does it run fast? I guess they've got you out catching them now? You gotta be careful man. Don't like the sound of them blades she's using - you better not get too close in case she makes a mistake and throws you out as well LOL. Remember it's a jungle out there and I'm not there to look out for you.
BTW - I think I know that village they're talking about in Zanzibar. My cousin wandered in there once and they are sooo wierd - all dressed in rags, painted faces and shaking sticks at each other. I tell you, he was well freaked and got the h--- out of there!
Keep safe Bro - see ya!
Response: That's nothing bro. They just took me to a parade where everyone wore black pointy hooded robes and half of them were carrying flagellation equipment!
From Elaine
Hi Ali, The pumpkin carving is just fantastic. How many hours do you take to do them.
Loved reading about the Malta Trip.
Response: Ali spends on average 5 hours to do each pumpkin. She uses a small surgical blade, slightly finer than a scalpel. Whenever she makes a mistake she throws out the whole pumpkin and starts again. The blades are diamond tipped and have to be ordered 6 months in advance from a small tribe of pumpkin carving artisans located in a village, 60km inland from the coast of Zanzibar.

Or if you come over here, we will show you how it's done :-)

Love, Jase & Ali
From Stripey
Hey Bro - hope you managed to get back to Oxford before your housemates missed you. Sooo glad you managed to get out of going on their trip - where did you hide? Their weekend sounds icy, man! And train crashes - you were well out of it, bro! Great you could make it down to London - that rave was a blast - I'm still getting over it! Best not mention it to A&J I reckon - they might start keeping a closer eye on you. Just act dumb, or better still, make them feel guilty they 'abandoned' you and you might get treats! ROFL!
Till the next time.......Stripey.
Response: Yo Stripes, yeah, I been to Belgium before and it was deadly dull, just Tintin and that stupid dog.
well you obviously managed to get home. was the snow as bad as we were being told in the news. I hadn,t realised that it is 18 hrs flying to Dubai from NZ. look forward to hearing from you soon. Love mum C
Response: Snow was about 5" when we got home. Bit of a shock to the system.
From jo
I know I said I wasn't sending any more but please get to the bottom of this boyfriend thing fast. I just broke out in a cold sweat.
Response: If she is anything like you, you should sweat. Buckets.
From jo
thought I might give you a fright and send something. First time for anything right!!!!! Maybe your good looking boy and my beautiful girl should meet.( I'm talking kittens here).We just got a brown burmese who is also totally nuts. See you in Nz and don't expect any more messages from me till next year xx
Response: Hey sis, our one has realised that he can get down the stairs in two leaps if running fast enough. Sounds like he is going through the floor when he hits the bottom though!
BTW, according to facebook, your daughter has a boyfriend, Ali is investigating :)