Response: Gemma, is that really you just being incredibly sad?!
Response: It is...sorry i got home and it all went out the window - but don't worry ill get it done soon!
Response: Hey JB! Sorry, im back and i got caught up with organisaing my life - but don;t worry i'm still telling my tales!
Response: Thanks Lisa B. Good to be back.
Response: Don't worry Claire, more from my Laughter File coming soon. It's just with my brother and friend out it's been hard to get some 'me' time. No Dehli belly yet - i have a stomach of steel.
Response: Hey Bacca! I have some great pictures on this blog of that debaucherous island. I'm in India now but am in the last few months of my travels. Ruth and i will definitely be in Oslo to party it up Norwegian styley. What was South Africa like? I hear its great.
Response: RAM this keyboard - i geddit! RAM - as in random access memory. God im a computer geek, that wasnt a pun at all was it? Tell him to check my blog for handy hints, witty anecdotes and AWESOME tales from Thailand.
I'm doing well, trying to catch up with this blog before Lucy and my brother come out.
How is work going - other than a whinning Aussie (are there any other kind? They complain about us being whinging poms, but ive never hear da people whine so much!)
Response: Moaning? donlt know what you are talking about Lisa (aka Alice). Get better soon. Definitely send me a pic....or a video....or money, i could really use it.
Response: Hey Jenn. How are you?
I'm in India - I'm just really far behind on my blog. Plan to catch up someday.
Response: Do i remember passionpop?! It became my best friend. Pound a bottle, and tasty and delicious. Who would have thought a wine based product made with fish, milk and egg extracts could taste like a bottle of Bolly.
I'm so glad to hear its cold and raining - it's really hot in india and my tan is making a comeback.
Definitely meet up for a reunion when we get back. We can play ship-pong.
Response: Oh good times. Bus 132 to Chatham. Every saturday without fail. Not sure why we did that, but we pissed off ALOT of people. The star shot was when i managed to get a guys bald head through a small gap in his car window. I've never seen someone go so red.
How is home? Life? Loves? etc.
Response: Charlotte! Good to hear form you. Absolutely. There is always the 'next trip'!
God i miss cadbury's mini eggs. This is the second year in a row i will have no easter eggs!
did you see the pictures i put up of us in Cairns?!
Response: Minto and Raymondo!
Such a northerner - pork pies with brown sauce indeed! Get some class man - MAYONNAISE!!!! Oh yes, good times in that club. I will be putting up pictures soon so stay tuned for drunken faces and awful dancing.
Where in oz are you two?
You must do Fraser Island.
Raymondo - bring it on!
Safe travels to the both of you.
Response: Bootiful! I won't damn Bernard just yet, isn't he the one who makes those delectable and nutritious Turkey Twizzlers?
2cm of snow? I trek though three feet of the stuff in the Himalayas just for a view of a few mountains and kids in Britain can't brave 2cm to learn how to say "the monkey is on the branch" in french and other useful items of information?! Back in my day...
Response: They're coming. I need to put all my Malaysia, Thailand, Laos, Cambodia, Vietnam and China ones up yet.
But i'm ill so it may be a while. Pokhara is so expensive for internet. And the weather is crappy. And there is hardly anyone here. Did you trek here?
Peace out homie
Response: Yeah i saw on CNN there may be snow in London? Actually it's been quite cold here in Pokhara so instead of going trekking i turned on the Discovery Channel and Palin (my protege!) was in the same place i am on his Himalaya programme and was trekking instead. I planned to go tomorrow but now it looks like i'm ill. Feel like the flu is coming on :( Damn that H5N1.
Response: Hello BS. So bored your back on my site eh?
Whatever happened to a pork pie or ginsters pastie lunch break eh? To be fair the spiders porbably taste better.
Response: Big Cus!
I've seen that movie. The sequel is better - Cream of Sum Yung Guy Hits Back.
Good to hear from you. I'll try.
Response: Oh crap - there's photographic evidence of my reaction? Hope your leg gets better soon. I can relate to breaking a bone on the dance floor.
Response: Expect a strongly worded email from me tara!
Response: Hey Claire, such good memories! It was champagne pools wasn't it? If not you got it wrong so many times its drilled into my head.
Just get a trolley and skid down your local high street stopping at every pub on the way. I've seen worse ;)
Good to hear from you. See you in June.
Response: Oh yes i remember that. How stupid of me to think our bedroom would not all of a sudden become a de facto power shower whenever waves crashed over the hull.
Dingo alert! I know - thank god they told us. We could have lost our arms - did you see how that dingo sucked on that flip flop?!
Fraser was the best ever.
Response: I wish i was, Mrs Miggins already has that title - she also has a large shopping mall named after her (just like Ibn) on the outskirts of the village. Still in Yemen then? Chuck in four camels and you have a deal.
Response: Upon reflection you appear to be correct - where did it all go wrong? Was it the white jeans i once wore to the Av? Yes, climbed it the other day though could not be bothered to reach the summit so i settled for base camp.
Response: I have a sneaking suspicion i should delete this comment, but in the interests of free speech...
Thanks Jo, my street cred - already low - is now plummeting.