Response: Hi all,
Yep where we have just stayed was truly wonderful we felt like celebs having such luxury, not long till we are home now though.
See you all soon.
love Ian and Marge xx
Glad that granny is enjoying the postcards. There will be no need for them very soon though, nearly at the end of our trip now. Apart from the weather we are looking forward to coming back home now, back to some normality and stability and no more scary flights! We will visit when we come home and bore and excite you with our many travel stories and pictures all for the price of a cup of tea for Ian and a bottle of wine for me!!
Lots of love margie and ian xxxx
Response: all I can say is what a cheeky snobby cow, I am glad that she didn't come to the wedding! I did tell you not to walk around naked anymore though mum! By the way on our private beach we can walk around naked and frequently do, we will have no white bits when we return!
love us xx
Response: Hi Jo,
I did think of you actually because your b'day is in my diary! HAPPY BIRTHDAY for the other day though. We will be sure to drink to your health tonight down the "Midway Tavern"! We are currently in the Bahamas and having a lovely lovely time, we love it here, the people are really friendly and the food is great.
Loads of love me and Ian xxx
Response: Hi Al,
God weird I had a dream about you and Dave last night, then I come down here and find an email from you, very strange!
Glad that I have another fellow Jesus statue fancier!!
Don't worry my tan has really faded now, we have only a short time now to get me black again!!
Hope hopalong is getting better.
love me and ian x
Response: She certainly will not, next time you see her she will be dressed like a nun!
Response: Hi Mom.. can you guess where we are yet?!
Thanks for the info I knew you'd know why!
No more questions for now, apart from is Sara driving the car yet?
Response: No we aren't much much to explain you will find out no doubt tomorrow when we try to call you again. We tried to call patrick a couple of times today we will try again tomorrow if possible coz we are on the move again.
Response: No comment on the How Clean Is Your House, no doubt ours will be a total shithole when we get back so we can't say anything!
By the way today was a sad day as Ian had to leave the Drive Shaft t-shirt behind in favour of some brand new spanking Guess clothing!! Have you guessed where we are yet?!
We have had some right disasters recently and tears have been shed, but hopefully it is all sorted out now. We will try and update the website before we depart for paradise tomorrow.....
Love me and e x
p.s we will do our best on your last comment!
Response: Hello M&C,
Yeah Sri Lanka is meant to be very beautiful we will defintely have to check it out one day.
Ian hasn't embarrased himself too much recently apart from falling asleep in the hotel lobby the other day, a woman knocked on our door with Ian in tow and asked me "is this yours"!!
See you both soon.
Love marge and Ian xx
Response: Hi marmy,
Yeah it was nice to speak to you too. Spoke to Tina she didn´t go to Miami but we will make sure we pick somewhere carefully and safe. Yeah I agree that the pictures of me and Ian are the best ones that we have to date, we are very happy with them.
Anyway only another 4 hours to wait for our flight, I may as well update the website some more while we wait....
Lots of love
p.s. Tina didn´t have very good things to say about the caravan!!!!
Response: thanks. Ian
pot calling kettle black me thinks....accountant.
Response: Hello all,
Yeah we are having a fantastic `Honeymoon` if you can call it that! We are a little weary now though and are looking forward to some relaxing beach time for our month in the caribbean!!!!
Have fun at the cottages.
Lots of love
margie and ian x
Response: I don´t know you know how crap I am at English! At least my spanish and portuguese is coming along though!
We are off the drink for a bit now as we are trying to lose some weight so don´t worry about our blood!
We are very very brown now, we will be possitively black when you see us next! We LOVE where we are at the moment a beautiful little village on the beach north of Rio, we love it here, we are even thinking of buying a plot of land here once the flat sale goes through!......
It was also lovely to speak to you at last, the last two times I have phoned you haven´t been there. Hope all is well, give granny a big hug from us.
Speak to you when we get to Miami probably next.
All our love
margie and Ian
p.s. did Tina go to Maimi on the way to Oz, does she know where the safe places to stay are??
Response: never mind !
Response: Hi Al and Dave,
Ian cant wait to have the rest of his hair pulled by Freya, we will all look forward to it!!
Ian says `you cheeky cow!`
love us xxx
Why havent you replied to our email...
Response: Yeah we did leave the madness behind for a while but keep on reading the diary as there is worse madness to follow!....
Nope don´t want pissy, I already have Ian!
love from us xxx
Response: Hi Dadester,
It was Loverly to finally meet up with you and Janey too, we really missed you both when you left us though. Anyway we now have our other two friends staying in the apartment. We are keeping the side up and getting pissed down the beach most days at Andre´s. The weather has been fantastic since you left. Have a fab time in Oz, and say hi to the wife.
loads of love margie & Ian xx
p.s. why on earth did you decided to go back to B.A. and not stay here
Response: Hi Crashtest Dummy,
Oh my god, I can´t believe that you weren´t more seriously injured, you are so lucky. I bet you absolutely crapped yourself or were you to totally ratted to realise what was going on? What a nightmare, anyway we both hope that your nose is better and that it hasn´t ruined your dashing looks!
Once you get your compensation we can all go out for a pissup!
Take care of yourself from now on and of my sister!
Love margi and Ianxxx
Response: Hi Aunty Mary and Uncle Ted,
I was surprised to see that you had been on to our website, I had no idea you had access to a computer, but thats great that you do.
We are currently in Rio, we didn´t go to the carnival as it was complete mayhem, Ted you will think that we are mad though as the day before the carnival started there was a massive Free yes Free Rolling Stones concert on Copacabana beach, (where we are currently renting an apartment for the week), you probably think we are mad for not going but there were 2 million people there and we didn´t fancy it!
Hope all is well with everyone, tell Jo to have a look at the site, I´m sure I´ve sent her the address but just check.
see you when we get back (very tanned of course!!).
love from Margie and Ian xxxx
p.s. Ian says thanks for his birthday mention.
Response: Hi Hopalong,
Thought so!!!! Hope you are getting better. We hope to see you soon after we get back. Remember its your turn to come and see us though as we will be totally skinto!
love Marge and Ian xxx
Response: Hi Paul and Helen,
The website has taken a backseat as we are now in brasil and topping up our tans, the reason we are soo behind though is all the bus journeys taking over days and days you know what its like!
We promise to update this week, hopefully to date.
love me and e xxx
Response: Hey Al & Hopalong H,
Why has Dave had to have an operation, is it because his legs are too long? Next time we see him Ian is expecting to be taller than HH!!
Love marge and e x
Response: Hi Nat,
Wedding in diary, we should be back early May sometime, will contact you when we are home though.
love marge x