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Govern’s Travel Diary

Friday, 16 Jun 2006

Location: Camp Stewart, Kerrville, USA

MapToday is Friday and only 1 more day till the weekend starts, and I get my first night off in ages.

The kids are still at each others throats, most of them have starting chanting about how they are the anti-iraqi army (pretty scary at 11 o'clock at night) and are going to take over the world.

The day ran smoothly with all the kids doing what they were told, but it was just before bed time that practically made me crap my pants. They wanted a story and me being particularly knackered at this point got the kids to make up they're only story telling it a line at a time and passing the story onto the next person. The result was shocking...!

'There once was a man who ate his boogers, and one day he chocked on one and died, he then became a ghost and he ate his wife and dog and 2 out of his 3 children.

His 3rd child survived and burned down 21 houses including his own, as a result he was made King of Russia, where he began to eat all of the people in Russia. (So Far So Good). He then went to Iraq and blew it up completely, he then married a Russian girl which he had not killed and triplets, 2 boys and 1 girl.

One day they all sat down on a train track to have a picnic and were run over by a ghost train. They were then buried by a recently deceased Chinese undertaker, who was of course a ghost.

The ghost then proceeded to eat everyone on the planet, apart from one oompa-loompa, who he married and had a part oompa-loompa part ghost baby with. (This is where it just gets weird). They then spawn a race of Ooompa-ghosts and eat everyone on the planet other than Jay Leno, who they turn into a slave. Jay Leno tries to escape, so the oompa-ghosts create a race of genetically engineered Ghost-Spider dogs who take out Jay Leno and turn on the OOmpa-Ghosts, until there is no one left alive except the Ghost-Spider dogs. But then the ice caps melt and there is no-one left alive. The End.

It's safe to say I won't be trying that again...Ever!