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Govern’s Travel Diary

Thursday, 20 Jul 2006

Location: Camp Stewart, Kerrville, USA

MapThe second to last week of term, and also the second to last dance of term, this time to be held at the neighbouring girls camp Waldermar, which we were told was actually a Native American word, meaning wonderful world.

However we here at Camp Stewart, believe that this actual term is in fact a German word, pronounced, 'Vuldumar', which in it's roughest translation means 'Men in Drag'. We came to this conclusion as the entire councillatory (yes this is a made up word, but go with it!) population at Waldermar consisted of the largest collection of trailer-trash known to man.

We are talking girls that instead of getting dressed up like the other camps, resort to the more lazy fashion of popper jogging bottoms and yesterdays t-shirt ironed by using the floor. Not a very nice experience.

But once again it was off to 'Fun-K-Town' to once again seek refuge from Camp X-Ray within the confines of the mighty WalMart store.

Other higlights of the day should also include my brief Quater-Final encounter against the might of Andy Murray, from Scotland who was last years Fatboy Tennis winner. Again I emphasis the term 'brief', as I walked away defeated 8 games to 1, whcih was a lot better than people anticipated. Oh well you win some, you lose some...until tomorrow this is me signing off.