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Matty’s Travel Diary

Friday, 27 Jul 2007

Location: München, Germany

MapI know that the previous posts have been hilarious. I am aware of that, thank you for all the praise and fan mail.

Right now, however, I am lazy. Like the rest of my life, get ready for a half-assed attempt.

We are in Munich. Dave's backpack is going to explode at any moment. You know, from all the gifts he bought you guys. Or the shitty Malaysian sewing, I dunno.

Went to Dachau. It was as good as it could have been, but not in the least funny so I'm going to move on.

There are more cathedrals and statues with scaffolding on them than you could shake a stick at. Woo boy, frontiers of construction!

We have been living in beer gardens for the last couple of days. Man alive, those monks who brewed at the Müllner Braü Haüs must have been pissed 24/7! We all had pork knuckles, which is the knee and lower thigh of what I'm assuming was a pig. Damn thing must've been at least 600 pounds. Ran into some beautiful women (fraü), had some beers, enjoyed life. I so wish we had a key like this (ü) at home. Awesome.

On Mike's advice, we got sloshed at the oldest pub in Europe, the HaufBraü Haüs. More litre beers, brewed by good-hearted, liederhose-wearing folk. Oh good God, these people know beer. And Polka music.

That's all for now.

Aüt (Out).