Not content with having taken over the fridge, dented the Danish economy due to excess meat consumption, and ordered the rest of the house to pay for a new kettle, Salami McTalksfartoomuch has decided that we need a cleaning schedule.
I have just been downstairs having a good chuckle over her allocation of jobs to people. Next weekend for instance, i have been assigned to clean the 'Hall'. This will be followed by 'bathroom 1' and then 'bathroom 2' over the next 2 weeks.
The joke is of course on her. I'm not here next weekend and i'm leaving in 3 weeks, and Shuhao-li (one of the Chinese boys) is leaving a few days after me.
We have both agreed that it would be far funnier not to tell her