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From Jill - Tuesday, 20th February 2007, 15:24 (GMT)
hooray!!! loving your dedication to the cause - keeping us boring jobs worths day dreaming....
xxx
will do my sweetness!!!
great to see you on friday btw! and my tag is still on bag!
x
x
From Vivi - Tuesday, 20th February 2007, 15:54 (GMT)
Hello lovely, sounds like you're having a fab time! I'm so jealous - I want to stroke a tiger too.

Didn't stay too long after you left on Friday - turned around and realised Craig and I were on our own (despite me telling him earlier that I wouldn't be last to leave). Still giggling from Craig's parting words ("Vivienne, you're small but lovely") I jumped in a cab and was home 12.45, with only a slight hangover the next morning. Made a change from the previous 3 weekends! Feeling knackered this week tho', so planning to take it easy. Mmmm, warm sun on my skin and the sound of waves lapping the shore... well, I can dream can't I?

Have fun chick! xxx
All I remember is Craig saying you 2 smell sooooooooo nice - as we sandwich danced around him - haha.
love to frukteees x
From Mary - Tuesday, 20th February 2007, 18:30 (GMT)
Hello -bet you still look gorgeous even with a red nose! - looks like I need to have a look at our luv verly planet now that I have retired - off to Belfast soon and then Sri L-
look forward to the rest of your diary- Love M & Al xx
Oooh Sri Lanka - have a lovely time! Hope you and Al are well -spk soon x
From banker wanker - Tuesday, 20th February 2007, 20:27 (GMT)
So, let me get this straight.... the highlight of your trip has been stroking pussy with a bus full of lesbians.... well, when in rome i guess!!

First day as a banker today. I have no idea what took place from the moment I got there to the moment I left. Other than lots of posh people spent the day speaking words I did not understand.

Have fun missy and remember, if in doubt get the jaegerbombs out!!
hmmmm sound advice coming from the biggest pussy of them all. Just got to Cambodia - sharing a room with an ozzie girl - who funnily enough is a lezza - what is going on!!!!!!!!
Keep banking mr and we shall play monopoly on my return so you can practice.
From Lynsey Cowlishaw - Wednesday, 21st February 2007, 23:37 (GMT)
Hold on a minute £3 shoes in Bangkok!!?? You may as well have been wearing Laboutin!!! So funny! How great is it up there by the golden dome? Wind in your hair, BKK for the view and apple martinis in your hand! Jealous... me? And now for the Tomb Raider bit. You go girl! Bring me back a pricelss antiquity & an orphan! ENJOY! XXX
I am in lve with boy called metta - he has dark hair and big brown eyes..... and he hugs me and he loves my boobs oh and he is 6! am sorting adoption papers as we spk
x
From SIR STEFAN D'BART - Thursday, 22nd February 2007, 16:16 (GMT)
SO WHAT U WANNA GO ANNOY ME FOR... WHEN I WANNA LISTEN TO MY PLAYER.... I GOT RUN DMC ON FULL AND I WANNA GO CRAZY MAYBE SAYER!!!!....

LEAVE THOSE THAI BOYS ALONE!! FOOTRUBS INDEED!! ;-) MET JACKIE DOWNES TODAY AND DISCUSSED YOU OF COURSE, YOUR FAR AWAY BUT STILL IN OUR CONVERSATIONS!!

I TYOE IN CAPITALS BECAUSE I AM SO IMPORTANT, THANKYOU PLEASE

LOVE LOVE LOVE XXX
NO-ONE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN WACKIE - KNOW YOUR PLAC DIBART - JUST BE THERE TO PICK ME UP AT HEATHROW BOY!
LUGGAGE WILL FOLLOW WITH MIGNIONS.
HOW WAS GIG?
X
From Katie and co - Thursday, 22nd February 2007, 19:42 (GMT)
brings back memories of heading home from oz with brad, eating curry for breakfast and cold showers! loved it.

say hi to the lezzas...
take care
xxx
Katie, Brad and lil one....... i need a cold shower! Bday today and off for karaoke - i'll singy you a tooooony lady x
From Techmo - Friday, 23rd February 2007, 09:51 (GMT)
Hey Imo

Kareoke, sounds like they knew you were coming! Anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY IMS!!! Cant think of a better way to spend it - jealous!
Take care and spk soon
Love Moseph x
Mo - i love it here and I love youooooooooo - lov to brycey too, im bigging him up to the fush and chup kiwi's x
From Mum - Friday, 23rd February 2007, 10:34 (GMT)
Can't compete with the previous messages! Happy Birthday!
Love from everyone this end enduring the daily slog and the foul Feb mizzle.
Wow - techno mum! Its been a great day the group organised abday cake and beer at sunset- lovely - will email some pics soon. Love to dad and the clan! x
From Lynsey - Friday, 23rd February 2007, 11:47 (GMT)
Urgh, why did it put my minging surname on before, how formal!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LADY!

Angkor Wat! Aaaaah... the adventure continues... I'm so with u on the child front! There's a little girl on an island in Indonesia that I keep an eye on (it's hard though). I'll show u pics when u get back.
As a lady it is only right tobe formal - you're not a lady you're a doll - if i could sing 'plastic girl' on karaoke i would! lovin yer msgs - will write from coco huts to give you marks out of 10! x
From Sophie - Friday, 23rd February 2007, 22:59 (GMT)
Ha! Got up early to phone you to wish you happy birthday only to realise a) you're not home and b) it's probably not your birthday any more...but sounds like you're having an awesome time. Hope this mess isn't thwarted by the evil email thief. Have fun! xxxxx
the email thief only visits yahoo..... i have met a great kiwi lady who I am gonna pass your deets onto as she is on her way home after some idiot in the UK dumped her before getting married. she is a dog leg lover so take her out!!!!
Last day in cambodia today - off for some serious beach action tomorrow - my boating prowess knows no bounds - you would be proud! Love to mr healey -pwer him up xxx
From cheryl - Saturday, 24th February 2007, 23:11 (GMT)
hey immy!i laughed until i cried reading your diaries,your amazing....i felt like like i was right there with you babe.think you need to change your day job,your blooming wasted!happy belated xxxxxxxxxxx be careful sweetcheeks xxxxx
Ah thanks mrs so ... hows m and s coping without me? I hear I am irreplaceable?
Love to the girls
xxx
From Mum - Sunday, 25th February 2007, 09:59 (GMT)
Great to see pics particularly maxi Trumpet. Better warn him that he carries on visiting his 'alternative restaurant 'upstairs he will probably expand to the same size as the tiger. Lovely to have ongoing news. I'd like to have seen the battle for the perfect photo opportunity!
Love from everyone here.
I am fully expecting tiger trumpet on my return! I'm sure he is comfort eating without me!! Love to you all x
From banker w*nker - Sunday, 25th February 2007, 14:50 (GMT)
Sawadi Kap!! My, my, u are a busy bee aren't u!!

Sounds like ur having a wicked time though!!! Still jealous!!

Happy B'day (belated I know). Obviously very proud of you for celebrating in true style... tell me, was a tactical chunder necessary?

Week 2 of banker watch:
Think I'm starting to enjoy it now. Think I also need to buy an audi, start fox hunting and only buy my groceries from Harrods. Only then will I truly be accepted! ;-)

Don't forget the braces pls, pink shirt, grow your hair into curtains and slick it back - only then will I be proud to call you a wanker banker. Oh and when you get the audi, swing by st. reatham mews to take me for a spin pls - my clio just doesn't cut it!
No tactical chunder required, it is so bloody hot I think i sweated out all impurities as I went along - hmmmmmmmm.
Right I'm off to Bangkok and the beach ta-ra wanker x
From banker w*nker - Sunday, 25th February 2007, 15:01 (GMT)
I know i just sent u a message but that was before I saw the photos.

2 things:

1) Is that f*cking tiger real????? It's MASSIVE!!!!!!

2) The photo's of ur dirty feet: Girl, i know ur on holiday but you really need to shave ur legs!
You should see my armpits!! ;-o
oh and yes the tiger is real - big pussy for sir, good price he all real no changey changey nip and tuck.
From David T - Sunday, 25th February 2007, 22:59 (GMT)
u smell of fried spider!

Well arent you a little brave one.

I've been at Jack's for lunch n just chatting with K online...she's reading ur blogg :-)

Going to see 8 properties tomorrow althop if they all fail to impress we may put in another offer on the Ribblesdale road one so be even nearer to u.

anyway's be safe.

David.x
You HAVE to move into Ribblesdale Rd my furzedown friend.... imagine cups of cha and the OC on the sofa and being able to walk home..... love it. Love to K, hope all is good trotts. Can you all fly out for full moon pls xx
From trumpet - Monday, 26th February 2007, 10:27 (GMT)
love you mummy.... am being spoilt loads the food is great here at "hotel melly" got a lovely blanket to lay on and am getting loads of cuddles xxxxxxxx
ah thanks Mel.... give him a big hug for me! But just make sure he wants to come home!!! x
From Moseph - Monday, 26th February 2007, 19:59 (GMT)
Hi Imo

Your travels sound great and piccies look fab, bet you dont want to come home, especially with gorgeous little kids providing lots of hugs! Glad you've been flying the "fush and Chups" flag - bet you've been telling the brown eye story! You can always rely on aussies and kiwis to be around, dont reckon there are any left back down under! Anyway, all dull dull dull back here, so wont bore you with it! Take care and happy travelling!

Luv Mo and B x
Am surrounded by Israelis.... they are not nice like fush and chups.
xxx
From Kristie - Wednesday, 28th February 2007, 11:17 (GMT)
You found the mini lizards on sticks yet? Mmmmm makes a delightful hangover cure ;)

Go get brown biatch!!! (so not jealous)

Kristie xx
no - where do i find said lizard - the whiskey buckets require a cure!!!
Brown on one side - red on the other, burnt to a frazzle by chilling in the sea and forgetting sun reflection - ouch, ouch. But its beautiful here so am tres happy. love to you and the trotts!
x
From Lynsey - Thursday, 1st March 2007, 23:30 (GMT)
No I'M Lynsey from Leicester (well Loughborough actually) how freaky is THAT!!! Just a 'D' between us! Ah, sorry about that but how is my beach swing? Still there? And that beach!!??! I'll keep my eye on where u decide to go! Remember the sea plane if it's Phi Phi, that makes it less of a trek!

Duff Duff Duff! I can hear Haad Rin from here!

XXX
The swing is still here..... I am swinging on it!
From Moseph - Sunday, 4th March 2007, 19:14 (GMT)
Just started "Fight Fit" myself (like combat but with punch bags), so can understand your addiction to punching! Cant say that the pikey sports centre is much like thai boxing on the beach though!

Mo x
I hurt :-(.... some of it due to boxing like a lady boy, some of it full moon carnage......... eurgh.
From Fayon - Tuesday, 6th March 2007, 01:38 (GMT)
A'right Ninja! Your trip looks awesome! Really love the big cat ...i'd like to see Trumpet give him attitude!! Cheeky puss ;) We'll i've been whoring out our flyer electronically, gonna be doing some printing later this week. Lots to tell re ME, but ill fill you in when i see ya. Sending happy vibes, Fayon xx
Cool - hope all is good my friend - see you next week. I'm on the 4am starts as soon as i get back from holiday so am gonna be packing it in as usual - but all good. hapy vibes right back at ya, off to another island today :-)
From A Girl in The End - Wednesday, 7th March 2007, 21:28 (GMT)
Are you the f*cker that was sick on my jacket?
yep.... and yer shoes! Wanna figh? Super fight? - me thai boxer, u sissy banky girl!
From phet - Wednesday, 7th March 2007, 21:34 (GMT)
hello imygin

remember me full moon? We have good time yes, u really drunk. I like you much. I hope visit you england soon. You give me happy time and we make boom boom. high five.
Phet I canny remember you!!! Remind me what you look like?!
One of many you see....oioi ;-0
Not really mum!
From jill - Thursday, 8th March 2007, 13:18 (GMT)
still reading about your jollies and only 2 days to go... poop!
have to hear more over a cup of tea soon!
xx
you will be mopping up my tears mrs!!! secretly looking forward to seeing trumpet tho and not sweating!!! x