will do my sweetness!!!
great to see you on friday btw! and my tag is still on bag!
All I remember is Craig saying you 2 smell sooooooooo nice - as we sandwich danced around him - haha.
love to frukteees x
Oooh Sri Lanka - have a lovely time! Hope you and Al are well -spk soon x
hmmmm sound advice coming from the biggest pussy of them all. Just got to Cambodia - sharing a room with an ozzie girl - who funnily enough is a lezza - what is going on!!!!!!!!
Keep banking mr and we shall play monopoly on my return so you can practice.
I am in lve with boy called metta - he has dark hair and big brown eyes..... and he hugs me and he loves my boobs oh and he is 6! am sorting adoption papers as we spk
NO-ONE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN WACKIE - KNOW YOUR PLAC DIBART - JUST BE THERE TO PICK ME UP AT HEATHROW BOY!
LUGGAGE WILL FOLLOW WITH MIGNIONS.
HOW WAS GIG?
Katie, Brad and lil one....... i need a cold shower! Bday today and off for karaoke - i'll singy you a tooooony lady x
Mo - i love it here and I love youooooooooo - lov to brycey too, im bigging him up to the fush and chup kiwi's x
Wow - techno mum! Its been a great day the group organised abday cake and beer at sunset- lovely - will email some pics soon. Love to dad and the clan! x
As a lady it is only right tobe formal - you're not a lady you're a doll - if i could sing 'plastic girl' on karaoke i would! lovin yer msgs - will write from coco huts to give you marks out of 10! x
the email thief only visits yahoo..... i have met a great kiwi lady who I am gonna pass your deets onto as she is on her way home after some idiot in the UK dumped her before getting married. she is a dog leg lover so take her out!!!!
Last day in cambodia today - off for some serious beach action tomorrow - my boating prowess knows no bounds - you would be proud! Love to mr healey -pwer him up xxx
Ah thanks mrs so ... hows m and s coping without me? I hear I am irreplaceable?
Love to the girls
I am fully expecting tiger trumpet on my return! I'm sure he is comfort eating without me!! Love to you all x
Don't forget the braces pls, pink shirt, grow your hair into curtains and slick it back - only then will I be proud to call you a wanker banker. Oh and when you get the audi, swing by st. reatham mews to take me for a spin pls - my clio just doesn't cut it!
No tactical chunder required, it is so bloody hot I think i sweated out all impurities as I went along - hmmmmmmmm.
Right I'm off to Bangkok and the beach ta-ra wanker x
You should see my armpits!! ;-o
oh and yes the tiger is real - big pussy for sir, good price he all real no changey changey nip and tuck.
You HAVE to move into Ribblesdale Rd my furzedown friend.... imagine cups of cha and the OC on the sofa and being able to walk home..... love it. Love to K, hope all is good trotts. Can you all fly out for full moon pls xx
ah thanks Mel.... give him a big hug for me! But just make sure he wants to come home!!! x
Am surrounded by Israelis.... they are not nice like fush and chups.
no - where do i find said lizard - the whiskey buckets require a cure!!!
Brown on one side - red on the other, burnt to a frazzle by chilling in the sea and forgetting sun reflection - ouch, ouch. But its beautiful here so am tres happy. love to you and the trotts!
The swing is still here..... I am swinging on it!
I hurt :-(.... some of it due to boxing like a lady boy, some of it full moon carnage......... eurgh.
Cool - hope all is good my friend - see you next week. I'm on the 4am starts as soon as i get back from holiday so am gonna be packing it in as usual - but all good. hapy vibes right back at ya, off to another island today :-)
yep.... and yer shoes! Wanna figh? Super fight? - me thai boxer, u sissy banky girl!
Phet I canny remember you!!! Remind me what you look like?!
One of many you see....oioi ;-0
Not really mum!
you will be mopping up my tears mrs!!! secretly looking forward to seeing trumpet tho and not sweating!!! x