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From Mr G String - Friday, 23rd March 2007, 05:37 (GMT)
Fantastic mate - make sure you get seriously involved with some Sangsom for me. Oh yeah and if you go to Phi Phi go to Shark Point where you can snorkel with (reef) sharks, its immense!
From Nancy - Wednesday, 9th May 2007, 11:29 (GMT)
Are you quite sure they are Irish girls? They would be called Bernadette and Mary if they were. Or Teresa. You need to check. How come the Aussies are so good at sport when they are actually so dumb and stupid at it? Lovexxx
From walsh - Friday, 8th June 2007, 02:35 (GMT)
How ya doign big fella? hope works not too bad!!
From Janie and Greg - Monday, 2nd April 2007, 01:32 (GMT)
Good one Joely glad you're having a brilliant time, don't forget John in Sydney if you need advice about anything!! lecture over have fun.
Janie Greg and all at The Flo
From Adam Matthews - Thursday, 19th April 2007, 00:42 (GMT)
Love you, miss you, need you xxx
ha, mate just calm it down a tad, we'll reunite one day im sure, until then, walsh will be strong for you im sure
From Olly Dimbylow - Saturday, 28th April 2007, 06:38 (GMT)
From Auntie Ellen - Wednesday, 21st March 2007, 08:58 (GMT)
Hello, I have tried to text you but they are not delivering I think. Will read this later as I am just off to assembly. Have skimmed it for now but seems amazing experience already.
Must go, watch out for ladie boys but at least you have had training in that
From Nancy - Wednesday, 21st March 2007, 09:44 (GMT)
This is great Joel, really interesting and very good reading. Keep doing it. It's good to have all the detail and know what you're doing. Miss you, but it sounds like fun and the experience of a lifetime. Bit dangerous sometimes though, especially with guides on drugs like that, and all those shifty types about, glad you are all sensible, take care all of you, don't get dragged into anything. That football in the jungle was fantastic. Surrreal. It's the international language, football, isn't it. love xxx
From Dad - Wednesday, 21st March 2007, 19:41 (GMT)
Great to read,
Keep it up, look forward to the next installment
From Nancy - Thursday, 22nd March 2007, 12:39 (GMT)
Joel, I'm seriously worried about some of this content -- it's 'Ash, Lee and I have just had our free breakfast..' not 'me, ash and lee..'. What on earth would Elma or Mrs Vaughan say? Lovexxx.
From Bill - Thursday, 22nd March 2007, 16:06 (GMT)
whatever you do not stop writing these installments!! its my new OC!! good story and i know the characters! haha.

also i know your gonna be a pro pretty soon, but do not let the thai rip you off just keep bartering and even start walking off at some points, i watched my dad to it pretty well in indo for two years! you'll save big time!

I'm glad your having an awesome time and there really isn't much to tell about wantage compared to what you've said, but arbery is missing you big time especially Amy, but don't worry i'll take your mantle soon enough!

My jealousy has reached fever pitch don't stop this dairy!!! Its an awesome read!!

cheers mate, i'll carry it on just for you, you can expect the next episode shortly...
From Nancy - Friday, 23rd March 2007, 10:48 (GMT)
Wogan played Barry White this morning. Thought of the Ronaldinho lady boy. Wonder if they have his dress in my size.
The Proclaimers are playing Cornbury on 7 July. Do you want a ticket? How many? Only £45 each. Must be worth coming home for. lovexxx
yeh, ive already enquired about them actually, would definately be worth coming home to see them perform 1 song repeatedly for a set, are you going? x
From Em - Friday, 23rd March 2007, 15:59 (GMT)
Sounds alright I guess, your acting like you can't get any of this in wantage, I mean it was only this morning that I rode an elephant to school. Missing you and I'll sort out
From Steve Beard - Saturday, 24th March 2007, 21:10 (GMT)
sup dawg! wheres the best place u been then so far? r there sum tasty birds there? bet you miss me haha ;) x
sup homie, haha, yeh if you like the thai girls, but some suspect ladyboys strolling about the streets too..its good here though, the north and south couldnt be more different so couldnt decide on a best, its all pretty quality!! x
From wez - Sunday, 25th March 2007, 17:56 (GMT)
mate, it looks like you having a LUSH time!! seen some of your pics on facebook! keep updating them! car is running well. take care x
From Lo - Sunday, 25th March 2007, 17:56 (GMT)
Due to the content of your posts Mum is concerned that you're spending all your time "catching malaria and being murdered by opium-head ladyboys" (the actual language used has been modified somewhat). Could you perhaps write some posts along the lines:
"Today we went to a museum. It was very fun. We had dinner in a most civilised French restaurant and drank some lovely orange squash. We are going to get an early night so we can watch the sun rise then go to church. I feel enriched, sober and in very good health. PS No one massaged my legs whilst taking a slash today. It was a good day and I did nothing dangerous."
What do you think?
in fact, your quite write, im just exaggerating everything and we are just soaking up the culture and trying some fine food...but for the fans im gonna carry on with my made up stuff!xxx
From beardy - Sunday, 25th March 2007, 18:46 (GMT)
heya mate messaged u on myspace but will on ere neway as you seem to update it really quick. well gud to read ive read it over n over everytime you put a new installment on i read it all again. i think i might stop once youve been out for a month or so though! just read the new bits! it sounds amazing and like bill said wantage is pathetic! i like the sound of the monkeys they sound wicked! just make sure youve always got bananas at hand they might take you to see king louee if you dont bring them gifts!
hey mate, yeh its all great, monkeys were quality, cheers for the advice, i'll bear that in mind next time! glad your enjoying reading..hopefully in a couple months I can add a new character to my stories, we'll call him Beardy! sort a trip out mate, it'd be the best thing!!!x
From tic tac - Monday, 26th March 2007, 09:47 (GMT)
im not going to write u a huge message i just want to know my missions for friday at work (lol snort abuse) miss u already babe wb tim xxx
no worries mate, just remind me when its Thursday and I'll try organise the missions, I never know wat day of week it is anymore, altho, as the new co-sheriff, you may need to self-allocate missions, I will try and guide you through tho...shout ABUSE at Brett next time he's drunk for me mate, thats your first mission!!xxx
From Nancy - Monday, 26th March 2007, 10:18 (GMT)
Gosh, Joel, it all sounds incredible. So lovely. What an amazing place it must be, that far eastern land across the sea. People, crocodile, monkey... man, all you need is a lion too... The stuff of dreams and aspirations, come true. lovexxx
PS But you can't have one.
From Adam Matthews - Wednesday, 28th March 2007, 09:50 (GMT)
Hey Joel, glad to hear you're having a great time. Looking forward to seeing you in Sydney, cant wait to see your fine peachy bum on the Ozzie beaches. Love Abs
haha, looking forward to seeing you too, but tone it down a bit please abs!!
From Nancy - Wednesday, 28th March 2007, 11:25 (GMT)
That was your father's fault about the face, Joel.
How weird that that you got so burnt despite using that 7-year old factor 8. Send it home and I shall take it back for a refund. Do not go anywhere nor do anything without being covered up for the next few days. Bobble hat, mittens and goggles too. Those nice people in Sydney will understand. lovexxx
k, its in the post. xx
From amy! - Thursday, 29th March 2007, 18:29 (GMT)
hey love..sounds like your having the best time ever!nice to hear there is a bar named after me!think its a good name for our bar dont you???are u gonna meet emma n marth in oz? miss you loads! xxxxxxxxxx keep applying that aftersun! x x
yeh text emma yest and hopefully see her when she gets back to sydney in couple weeks, missing you lots and lots, xxx
From Nancy - Friday, 30th March 2007, 09:48 (GMT)
Memories of those killer ham sandwiches we were trying to import at Toronto... It's a good way to get someone else to clean your boots for you though. Good thinking. I don't like the tone of that women in the hostel one bit, speaking to all you lovely English boys like that. What's her number, I'll sort her out. Find somewhere else sharpish. Go see Judy, she'll be nice to you. lovexxx
PS There are deadly jelly fish off the coast of Queensland. Don't go swimming.
From Hayley - Friday, 30th March 2007, 10:28 (GMT)
Hi ya hunny, just checked your pics out, how jelous am I!!! You little poser you but actually i didn't notice your quit buff, spat me drink out lol! chat soon. Hayley xxx
From Holly - Friday, 30th March 2007, 10:34 (GMT)
Hey Joel - Sounds like you are having a wonderful time... dispite the sunburn and the negative welcome from the Aussies! Really does sound amazing, and your making me incredibly jealous! The pictures are great, the stories even better - make sure you keep 'em coming! Take care, lots of love to you and the boys. xxx