Davey Boy's Messages
Tips on good crack off you, whheee!
Check you out all loved up, does that mean the party flat has turned into a love nest?
I've got loads of new drinks (and drinking games)for us to try out when I get back, it should pass a few nights in Star Wars Cafe anyway.
Im going to ride a camel next week, dont know if its the same as a horse but any tips will come in handy!
Bit of a story there, I'll fill you in on the blower while I decide if I want to put it into the public domain!
Blah blah blah
England under 16's at netball doesnt count though. 10 points clear, theres only 2 teams in the league and the others play with a bell inside the ball, I should think your top!
I`m just off to change Hostel in Tokyo, will give you a ring in the next couple of days.
Speak to ya soon
Give Stavros my reguards.
Doesnt matter if your playing like a tart, the progen wedge will come to your rescue! Havent you got a driver the same as dodge now? Zig will need all the shots his fake handicap gets him!
Hopefully, in a few days, I'll be smashing it round a GC in Perth, it'll beat being sat in a hostel while it pisses down in Tokyo!
Managed to spend my first day in Tokyo doing an extensive tour of the metro, and I was only supposed to be going 5 stations!
You'll murder Zig, Cushy told me he's so bad he's looking for someone else to play with!
Promotion for the mighty Mackems? I hope so, they'll defo get the wooden spoon again!
I was chuffed in Vietnam, I managed to hook a few drives, ok, one went OB but its a step in the right direction!
VB might be better than 4 X but it doesnt have the cool advertising, 'ah cahn see the Pub from here', the stuff of Legend.
You wont recognise my voice when I talk to you, gone is the posh english accent. Its been replaced by a ripper aussie twang.
Oh and being from Bris-Vegas does that make you a 'bannana bender' ?
I'll give you a ring on mon.
...or I could just turn up and hope for the best...
The fringe is just playing tiggy with my eyebrows, it'll be back soon (been sending Elton a few e-mails for advice).
Is Hairy Chest goin on tour (might be a bit dodgey with a heart condition) just ing myself thinking 'bout him saying " 'ere's me 'and, 'ere's me 'eart " to the paramedic
Watch your wedding video, I sound just like Alec Guinness in his prime!
So theres goin to be baby Zigs in the oven by the time I get back?
Ziggi and Claire
sitting in a tree
K. I. S. S. I. N. G
first came love
then came marrage
...go on do the next bit sharpish and you'll be ready to pop by the time I get back!
You'll be able to stay with me when you come to Oz in 2006, I'll have moved out here by then (only joking mam 'n' dad) !
You going to have to make some alterations to your travel plans, its a long flight if your pregnant! Im getting a bit worried, I'll be the only one without a kid...Im going back to China to adopt, the free pram deal is looking interesting!
How posh are you by the way, drinking with the director! You were safe but Zig should have kept an eye on his drinks, apparently he's a bit fruity! (with my extensive knowlege of the celeb circuit)
I'll give you a ring in a couple of days
Yea, I got a few messages but couldnt reply, the site was down last week.
Im in Freemantle at the min, if you get my e-mail from ma n pa and send some info that'd be grand.
Im off for my first job today, Im grading scallops (?!)
Dont know what it means - that one looks like a piece of snot, I'll give him a 'b' for effort - Only problem is I have to get up at 7 in the morning! not the best but for 14 dollars an hour...
I blagged the fish sorting job after an hour, my banter was getting like Davey Kings! Instead Im now a gardener, I'll sort your yard out when I get back!
I thuoght you were blagging muzzy? At least you'll have a laugh in the pairs, you n zig will have to do the 'puffy thing' after every putt!
Play Super center back for the Office footie team, it'll give you a chance to score another wonder goal so you stop talking 'bout your effort for Clav Park in the 93-94 season!
Working for a living is over rated but its a bit better than seal sands! Yesterday I was a gardener for the day and after I'd finished work came back to the Hostel and a gang of us went to the beach for a swim. Then we spent the night drinking my earnings - it got me at least two pints though!
Pools are struggling a bit whats going on? Boydy been getting beat up again?
Ive been a bit lax on the photo front lately, I'll be like a Japanise tourist from now on though!
I'll 'phone home' on sunday
Tara for a bit
Happy Birthday you old get!
At 25 I thought you'd want him to forget, its all down hill from 25 (till june anyway then its the best age ever!)
Ive heard your going to be Auntie Amanda soon...
Oz is the first and last time Im working as a gardner. The strimmer got away from me a bit and the bloke lost half his roses!
No blisters yet.....
Well pull your finger out, Im starting to think my swings rubbish so some video of yours will make me feel better!
My clubs were too good for you mate. In fairness Im loving the way Im swingin at the min, slightly to the left!
Keep your hands off my putter, I dont want you inflicting your mingin' stroke on it!
See ya later daddy-o
oh, where will you be on Sunday, I'll be phoning home so let me know.
Do you know if its going to be a oy or a girl? Dave's a good name for a boy and for a girl I think Davina's cool and a bit individual!
Is this bloke one of your Poolie Aggro' mates? I wont have to name the promotion squad to get in will I?
Congratulations, whoo hoo, does this mean theres going to be another stag night game of nicky-nocky-nine doors?
Zig's been strangely quiet about Ireland, did he have a mare? What were the scores on the doors when the reigning champ was absent?
I'm Loving Oz, am and about ready to make my way to Adelaide soon. Its a hard life, doing a few hours work in the afternoon and then finishing the day laid on a beach!
I tried to phone home yesterday but couldnt get through. I had a nightmare with the phone card.
Read your e-mails, Ive sent you the phone no of the hostel Im at and if your quick (Im leaving soon) you can give me a ring.
If not I'll call home from Adelaide, I'll be there by the second half of the week.
Speak to you soon
Ive been reading the rovers website and from the tips youve been putting up you must have been due a winner!
my top tip for the masters was big Dazza Clarke, yea, good one!
just off down the beach to practice my bunker shots...
Oi up big lad,
No really, I think Zig was concieved in Liverpool, all he needs is the tight perm and he'd be sweet!
What a party that sounds like! Surely Zig wasn't drinking Stella though, they must have ran out of woof juice! Teacher banter, marvelous, when they get talking about 'cilla's bus' thats when I fall asleep.
Not many ladyboys in oz but I'll be on the lookout!
Have you signed for the Brus yet?
I played AutoCAD like a legend. I think you might be right though, I'd rather be on Seal Sands than in Adelaide, nothing to do here but sit on a beach!
but not as much as I love the super pools, if you cut me I'd bleed blue and white meeeee!
Ah, one of the reasons I came away was so I didn't have to get up, that might change in a few days though, Im going to go for a job in a bread factory where I'd start at 4:30!
Say hello to everyone for me, speak to you when I get back