Hey lovely Ainhoa. Don't be jealous because mine is better. Where the hell are you anyway - Exmouth? boof. See you soon guarrita pedorrita chicitita!
Hello lovely Linda!
The site wouldn't be the same without you! See you in summer!
Hey Wilbur, Mr national trust man. Look mate, you really have to loosen up a bit. This fluffy green bit of England here, is the same as the fluffy bit over there, so whats it matter? Go home to Lady T.C. and relax.
Banana! Wish you guys had been there - hookdog is pure porn! Was the best house party ever - even rivalling club kitchens! Photos will go up tonight sometime. Will be seeing you guys for many bevvies for the duration of summer. Stock the Seashanty fridge!
I'm sure you would have put us all to shame lovely Linda, I know you have all the moves!
I shalt not criticise KlubKitchen! They were the best. I think the London Tour buses even point out where they took place.
Queen Pimp Raz you put Daisy Daisy to shame! England needs you.
Thanks Pip T you porn star facial specialist. You should put that on your resume!
The only problem with a stick on hairy chest is when it falls off and you end up with a hairy lower abdomen. Now thats attractive.
Thanks to you guys - that was such a fantastic effort! As for the photos - its my dream job - porn photographer. How can you top a porn party?
Nothing better than a good porn video. Lets hope no one dissappeared into the bedroom with that camera - I heard was going on in the front room.
Thanks Mr Stunt Cock! All thanks go to you guys, (and the sheep)! Nothin' is finer than a 1 6 9 er!
Hey Suebaby! It is always Tim without a shirt on, my chest is too hairy and scares little children. Be careful with those IT guys, look at all the trouble the last one caused. See you babe!
After what Tyson was wearing there ain't no way I'm going in his room!
Hey Kenny! Back from holidays in the sun, and now London is even shining. Sorry we missed you at the party, no one else can pull off a hairy chest and mo as good as you.
And some bacon, and some feckn sausages, and how about some guinness too, have some more go on.... Bloody Irish.
Hey Doug, Will be seeing you all in a few months - will be home for Dec/Jan before Canada, can't wait. Make sure the weather lasts!
Hey old man! I've heard you know how to make anzca bicuits! Well put some in the oven for when I get home - I love them! Trip was great, great to see little Emma again. We had fun.
The one with the cute face? Hmm... not sure.
Hey Kenny, Yep Ireland is the business, and those cloths are the in thing. I checked out Cleggy, yes I see the likeness - thanks! Have a good weekend, but don't be doing anything with that cigar.
Hey Dad! I remember the fountain from as a kid, that was a few years ago! Will be seeing you soon, rancho relaxo at Scotts Head!
You Spanish are crazy! Come-on, Sydney is much nicer... but we already discussed this! besitos guapas!
See what a good son, remember fathers day! That Scotts Head life style sure is tough! Make sure that weather keeps warming up!
Sonia! No! It was Timotaos fault you know, he drinks too much and his memory gets bad. We can't forget the big smile of the super-guapa Sonia! Take care and hope to see you soon!
Hi Matt. A dive sounds great, especially with sharks. Really need some danger factor after fluffy England. Are you still at Sydney Aquarium? See you guys soon.
Y'alright? No accent here love. I'm just an awdanery aussie geeza, yeah. Bring on the sun!