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From oh-come-on! - Saturday, 29th June 2002, 13:48 (GMT)
so jealous you were of my successful you think it is your turn...right?no way!
change the intro pedorrito!!!!!!
un pedo!
Hey lovely Ainhoa. Don't be jealous because mine is better. Where the hell are you anyway - Exmouth? boof. See you soon guarrita pedorrita chicitita!
From Lovely Linda - Tuesday, 2nd July 2002, 01:15 (GMT)
Nickles! So good to see you are back on the net keeping my boredom of work at bay! Looks like your still having fun - keep smiling.
Lin :)
Hello lovely Linda!
The site wouldn't be the same without you! See you in summer!
From Wilbur the National - Wednesday, 3rd July 2002, 23:38 (GMT)
EXCUSE ME! I'm talking to you! You can't camp here. You have to go to the camp site. EXCUSE ME! Stop ignoring me I'm English you know.
Hey Wilbur, Mr national trust man. Look mate, you really have to loosen up a bit. This fluffy green bit of England here, is the same as the fluffy bit over there, so whats it matter? Go home to Lady T.C. and relax.
From Banana - Monday, 8th July 2002, 06:20 (GMT)
Hey Nick, how was the Porn Star party, did you manage to grow that mo :)

When are you heading South, me an' me dog are lookin' forward to meeting up for a coldie. Have a nice day!
Banana! Wish you guys had been there - hookdog is pure porn! Was the best house party ever - even rivalling club kitchens! Photos will go up tonight sometime. Will be seeing you guys for many bevvies for the duration of summer. Stock the Seashanty fridge!
From Lovely Linda - Tuesday, 9th July 2002, 00:31 (GMT)
Oh my gosh - the Porn Party is just pure 'sex on a stick'!!!! Wish i had have been there for that one. Pip's got the look down pat! Absolutely brilliant and the photos are a classic. And who is that hunk with the carpet rug on his chest....??? hehehe
I'm sure you would have put us all to shame lovely Linda, I know you have all the moves!
From Sarah - Tuesday, 9th July 2002, 07:17 (GMT)
No house party could ever beat a KlubKitchen!!! It looks like a close second though!
Thats Klub with a K!

I shalt not criticise KlubKitchen! They were the best. I think the London Tour buses even point out where they took place.
From raz - Tuesday, 9th July 2002, 16:12 (GMT)
more, more, more!! i love the pics. thanks. raz x
Queen Pimp Raz you put Daisy Daisy to shame! England needs you.
From Porn Pip - Tuesday, 9th July 2002, 16:21 (GMT)
hey Nick!!

Have passed on the message so hopefully you'll be getting loads of visitors!!!! We also need another party to bring out that chest hair again!!!

Luv pip xx
Thanks Pip T you porn star facial specialist. You should put that on your resume!
The only problem with a stick on hairy chest is when it falls off and you end up with a hairy lower abdomen. Now thats attractive.
From Bea - Tuesday, 9th July 2002, 19:18 (GMT)
Hey Guys! Thanks for getting some pics up sooooo quickly.
We all had a fantastic time thanks for being there.
Any theme ideas for the next one?
Bea x
Thanks to you guys - that was such a fantastic effort! As for the photos - its my dream job - porn photographer. How can you top a porn party?
From Dante - Wednesday, 10th July 2002, 10:17 (GMT)
If you thought porn picks were good. Well wait till you see the video! Coming soon! (Wo hooo!)
Nothing better than a good porn video. Lets hope no one dissappeared into the bedroom with that camera - I heard was going on in the front room.
From Stunt Cock - Wednesday, 10th July 2002, 12:10 (GMT)
Hey Nick,
A big flyin' arse slap coupled with fierce high fives for your efforts!! No party in complete without chest hair and you da man! Everyone I've spoken to hasn't been able to wipe the smile off their face (even the sheep!) A big porno shout from 169er productions to ya!
Thanks Mr Stunt Cock! All thanks go to you guys, (and the sheep)! Nothin' is finer than a 1 6 9 er!
From SB - Thursday, 11th July 2002, 05:50 (GMT)
Hi Nickbaby,
Managed to make friends with the IT guys and they let me onto your porno site! Looks great!
So it was Timbo with no shirt on for a change??
Hey Suebaby! It is always Tim without a shirt on, my chest is too hairy and scares little children. Be careful with those IT guys, look at all the trouble the last one caused. See you babe!
From James - Thursday, 11th July 2002, 10:24 (GMT)
Awesome photos mate and yes are house is always decorated like that - you should see Tyson's room...
After what Tyson was wearing there ain't no way I'm going in his room!
From Kenny G - Friday, 12th July 2002, 07:31 (GMT)
Oh boy you've really excelled even yourselves: those porno party photos are the business (in fact I'm sure you could drum up a little business with them ...) Pip is without doubt the queen of naughtiness and unbridled porno pleasure. But hang on a minute, were all the boys REALLY wearing nothing but little panties (and a moustache or chest rug, in some cases)? Could this be the start of something big ... or possibly small? I'm excited! Keep up the good work, and I'll promise not to leave the country next time you chaps decide to bare all.
Oh by the way, miss you all like cray-zee - when you free?
Love and love and love and love, Kenny xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Hey Kenny! Back from holidays in the sun, and now London is even shining. Sorry we missed you at the party, no one else can pull off a hairy chest and mo as good as you.
From Timbo - Friday, 9th August 2002, 00:16 (GMT)
Would ya loyke a cuppa tea now? Go on, have a feckn cuppa tea.
And some bacon, and some feckn sausages, and how about some guinness too, have some more go on.... Bloody Irish.
From Duane - Friday, 9th August 2002, 00:27 (GMT)
Hiya Jake, great to see the new site - now I have something to do while at work.

Looking forward to catching up with you soon, hope you're having fun!
P.S. The weather here is great :)
Hey Doug, Will be seeing you all in a few months - will be home for Dec/Jan before Canada, can't wait. Make sure the weather lasts!
From The Old Man - Sunday, 11th August 2002, 22:21 (GMT)
just keeping toutch sounds like life is interesting to say the least the train trip sounds like a good idea B in toutch *all
Hey old man! I've heard you know how to make anzca bicuits! Well put some in the oven for when I get home - I love them! Trip was great, great to see little Emma again. We had fun.
From Poge ma hone!! - Tuesday, 13th August 2002, 14:44 (GMT)
Cool photos..who's the sexy chick in the red pants?
The one with the cute face? Hmm... not sure.
From Kenny - Wednesday, 14th August 2002, 09:43 (GMT)
Ooh you really suit that flat cap and tweedy farmer feckin jacket, you look like Cleggy off Last of the Summer Wine (I'll send you the link, since I presume you don't know who he is). Looks like Ireland was awesome, must have been cool to get away from grey moist London. Hey I can't believe you feckin beggars are going away next weekend ... close but no cigar, Kenny! What shall I do without you? Have a good week, miss yooooooooooo! Love Kerrence xxxxxx
Hey Kenny, Yep Ireland is the business, and those cloths are the in thing. I checked out Cleggy, yes I see the likeness - thanks! Have a good weekend, but don't be doing anything with that cigar.
From THE OLD MAN - Thursday, 29th August 2002, 13:11 (GMT)
HI Nick alls well here sounds like it's prettey good there luckey bugger o to be young againe I wish,sounds like you had a ball for the long weekend in Barcelona I remember the fountain it was afantastic show ,be in toutch ++ THE Old Man
Hey Dad! I remember the fountain from as a kid, that was a few years ago! Will be seeing you soon, rancho relaxo at Scotts Head!
From fraskita y carraskit - Thursday, 29th August 2002, 20:59 (GMT)
oh-come-on we´re gonna tell you one thing! it wasn´t Barcelona ...mates! it was Sydney and the Blue Mountains what you visited!
you´d better stop drinking so many mojitos!!!!
miss ya guys!
You Spanish are crazy! Come-on, Sydney is much nicer... but we already discussed this! besitos guapas!
From THE OLD MAN - Monday, 2nd September 2002, 09:28 (GMT)
Thanks for the message had lunch at the V WALL WITH Keith / Geof & Mat on sundayday the bikes to Dorrigo saterday was Geof rode Keith's BM .B in toutch. PS Wheather starting to warm up now
See what a good son, remember fathers day! That Scotts Head life style sure is tough! Make sure that weather keeps warming up!
From Sonia, not Selena - Monday, 2nd September 2002, 16:09 (GMT)
Well, your story about Barcelona is very nice... But I'm very disappointed: what about the nice spanish girl you guys met saturday night coming back from Southafrica, going to Jaen? Do you remember? Yes, you are right!: the one who had a 'rollo' with a teenager!!! oh-come-on... you looked very impressed!
Sonia! No! It was Timotaos fault you know, he drinks too much and his memory gets bad. We can't forget the big smile of the super-guapa Sonia! Take care and hope to see you soon!
From Matt - Thursday, 5th September 2002, 08:45 (GMT)
Sounds and looks like you are having an awesome. Your Dad was saying you are coming back for a few months in November. We will have to catch up for a dive with some grey nurses.
Hi Matt. A dive sounds great, especially with sharks. Really need some danger factor after fluffy England. Are you still at Sydney Aquarium? See you guys soon.
From Lovely Linda - Friday, 6th September 2002, 00:52 (GMT)
Oh my gosh, the boy is coming home! Well empty the streets and clear all the clubs... Look out Australia! Hope that English tan is ready for some Aussie Sun and u better not have an accent!!! LC :)
Y'alright? No accent here love. I'm just an awdanery aussie geeza, yeah. Bring on the sun!